Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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