she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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