just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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