they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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