WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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