im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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