Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
