i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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