That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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