There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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