lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
honey bunches of taint.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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