I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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