i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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