Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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