You're my little dorito
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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