i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Holy shit dude........stairs
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