FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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