I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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