On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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