There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i barfeds in our rink
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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