So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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