just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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