Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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