I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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