It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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