when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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