Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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