So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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