just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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