He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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