She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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