Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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