you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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