We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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