We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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