Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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