i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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