im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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