CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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