he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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