You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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