I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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