My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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