Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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