Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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