normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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