I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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