Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
