yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
