So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have post one night stand depression
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